my ass is burning lah!
fuck fuck fuck fuck. its effin' burning..
due to that particularly embarassing picture of me on facebook.. of which i will avoid going there anytime soon, and contemplate putting a curse on lionel.. *prays he and falls into a big big big big drain* fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck. now everyones seen it. fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.
i've gotten super duper conscious of my ass..
so i've decided to try out the cellulite mud mask i bought from montagne jeunesse last week.
something i was saving for prom since my dress is super duper short.
here's a step by step preview:
1. though reserved for prom, desperate times call for desperate measures! take mask off foam board..

2. remove clothes..

3. apply all over body.

4. wait for 15 minutes.. whereby you would not be able to sit.. or brush against anything for fear of getting pink stains all over the furniture..
5. go run into a shower..
6. jump around like a mexican bean cos your ass will start feeling like its on fire.
okay okay lemme first explain why..
apparently its a part of what the mask does.. and according to the description behind, you will feel "warming and raising of your skin surface". i say bullshit. i wouldnt know if ang mohs have thinner skin and hence they only feel warming.. but my ass felt like someone had pepper sprayed it.. or rubbed chilli padi all over it. fuck!
and this sensation lasted one effin' hour..
after which my skin does feel alot smoother and it seems like there is less orange peel skin..
whoo hoo!
okay i am calmer now that my ass has stopped burning. but that was an interesting experience.
other general comments are..
~it smells like watermelon initially then ended up smelling musky.. or maybe thats just me..
~it rather sticky and dries up pretty easily.. so minus a couple of points there cos its abit difficult to get a even layer..
~ whilst the other masks from montagne jeunesse can last up to three applications, i finished this in one..( in all fairness, there was alot in the pack, i just applied it all over my body.. mentang mentanglah badan berisi) so have to throw after one application.

kaylah.. am still happy ass is smooth now..
for all of you expecting to see a porno post with me in mud.. or me just out of the shower with awesome legs.. nah!

^this is about as much skin imma show you guys.
fuck you if you dont think its sexy.
am beginning to think that i should just exercise everyday.
but where to find time?
am still effin' pissed at whoever posted ass pictures of me online.