dear greater-force-out-there-which-i-pray-to..
i feel very bad for wishing that lionel falls into a drain. he has since removed the picture and i pray nothing happens to him.
i still pray raj falls into a drain for posting up a picture of me attempting to sit down and making stupid toilet jokes.
i also thank you for a good day today..
i managed to get enough rest to help push me further, at least for a few more days..
goodnight!
:)
my ass is burning lah!
fuck fuck fuck fuck. its effin' burning..
due to that particularly embarassing picture of me on facebook.. of which i will avoid going there anytime soon, and contemplate putting a curse on lionel.. *prays he and falls into a big big big big drain* fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck. now everyones seen it. fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.
i've gotten super duper conscious of my ass..
so i've decided to try out the cellulite mud mask i bought from montagne jeunesse last week.
something i was saving for prom since my dress is super duper short.
here's a step by step preview:
1. though reserved for prom, desperate times call for desperate measures! take mask off foam board..
2. remove clothes..
3. apply all over body.
4. wait for 15 minutes.. whereby you would not be able to sit.. or brush against anything for fear of getting pink stains all over the furniture..
5. go run into a shower..
6. jump around like a mexican bean cos your ass will start feeling like its on fire.
okay okay lemme first explain why..
apparently its a part of what the mask does.. and according to the description behind, you will feel "warming and raising of your skin surface". i say bullshit. i wouldnt know if ang mohs have thinner skin and hence they only feel warming.. but my ass felt like someone had pepper sprayed it.. or rubbed chilli padi all over it. fuck!
and this sensation lasted one effin' hour..
after which my skin does feel alot smoother and it seems like there is less orange peel skin..
whoo hoo!
okay i am calmer now that my ass has stopped burning. but that was an interesting experience.
other general comments are..
~it smells like watermelon initially then ended up smelling musky.. or maybe thats just me..
~it rather sticky and dries up pretty easily.. so minus a couple of points there cos its abit difficult to get a even layer..
~ whilst the other masks from montagne jeunesse can last up to three applications, i finished this in one..( in all fairness, there was alot in the pack, i just applied it all over my body.. mentang mentanglah badan berisi) so have to throw after one application.
kaylah.. am still happy ass is smooth now..
for all of you expecting to see a porno post with me in mud.. or me just out of the shower with awesome legs.. nah!
^this is about as much skin imma show you guys.
fuck you if you dont think its sexy.
am beginning to think that i should just exercise everyday.
but where to find time?
am still effin' pissed at whoever posted ass pictures of me online.
for the first time in so long actually slept in on a sunday..
couldn't bring myself to get up this morning.
which means i skipped my trust law class.
( i did however have an internal debate on whether i should or should not go )
fatigue is getting to me.
and its hitting me hard.
so is depression.
and the horrible feeling of under accomplishment.
feels like i try so hard in every aspect of my life but can't get where i want to be.
friends think i should cut myself some slack.
maybe i should.
on a pamper myself note, i am actually contemplating trying out the montagne jeunesse body mask for cellulite.
the only problem is i have to slather it all over my body in that case and what the hell am i going to do for half an hour, semi-naked with mud all over..?
seems like too much trouble to me.
(also wondering how i can take pictures to post up for my review without making it seem like porno)
hmmmm....
trying to stop myself from stressing out about work and school.
arrgh!
the bed is tempting me.
update!
fuck this shit. there are four pictures of my ass on facebook from that wretched waterfalls TRIP.
none of which look very attractive and one of which looks like me scratching my bum.
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.
facebook hasn't been too kind on me these days.. first stunning revelation, now fugly pictures.
fuck this shit.
and i am putting on weight weyh..
got effin cellulite weyh..
MA FAN OR NOT IMMA EFFIN USE THAT MASK LAH.
FUCK THIS SHIT.
FUCK THIS SHIT.
FUCK THIS SHIT.
or does it seem like every single BAC student i know is in old town white coffee?
old town white coffee just opened.
whilst i prefer pappa rich compared to old town due to the greater variety..
i am excited.. or was excited..
why?
cos finally something new to eat everyday other than the usual chicken rice or ban mee..
hmmm..
wonder how long it'll be before i get bored of the place...
this is a kimberly is obsessed with herself post..
(yes yes.. when is it not?)
remember the port dickson trip i went to last chinese new year in conjunction with lionel's open house?
[for memory refresher this is the blogpost and the facebook album]
anyways, i wore a red halter top which is the same one i wore for kimchi is kawaii post..
here it is for those of you who are too lazy to check it out..
^kay kay admittedly it was a little low cut..
well i had already received word that the hosts' girlfriend was not too happy.. and that the hosts' mother was wondering why in the world was i wearing something so low cut..
and that the hosts' brothers' friends experienced a culture shock..
but...
today i find out through some random conversation over lunch that i am now referred to as the girl with the low cut top.. or worst still.. someone referred to me as the girl whose longkang is very besar..
fuck weyh, thats effin' crude!
still in shock.
oh oh.. daddy decided to be a typical chinaman today and decided to have dinner at five thirty!
five effin' thirty..
awalnyaa...
just got back from sungai gabai..
well actually we went to sungai gabai, then sungai congkak, then to fuh yuens house where i napped, then dinner at some thai seafood restaurant where there was a huge pond.
by that time i had gotten so exhausted that i didnt bother to snap anymore pictures. neither did the other people who brought cameras..
tell you what.. since the guys have yet to upload their pictures ( the ones with me in it ) i will not post about our trip cos i cannot give you guys a coherent story..
so..
i shall be muka tembok and post up all the pictures of ME!!
camwhoring..
lalalalalala.
my camwhoring skills have improved so much that i can capture six people in at one go..
see?
^why does my face look so grainy and rough? it isn't in real life kay?
and and and...
i managed to maintain the same face (well almost the same face) whilst camwhoring with everyone..
^ this was before i got attacked at the waterfall.. despite the fact that i told the guys not to wet my top cos i was wearing a white shirt and black bra..
i just forgot to camwhore with the birthday girl..!
lalalalala.
for more pictures to entertain yourself before i post them on the blog, click here for the facebook album!
goodnite! bye!
i ponteng kerja to go for this.
am so going to get fired.
oh and i haven't studied for class tomorrow.
shitted!
see.. i was a tad too lazy to take any pictures or upload them.. so what i thought to do was to post up a post that gives you hourly or periodical updates about my day..
and since someone said my blog posts were too long and felt like a textbook, each update will be more or less 150 characters..
(and yes i do know twitter doesnt give exact timing, but am too lazy to count the hours backwards)
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9.30 am
finally tumbled out of bed after rolling around.. decided to tuck in white tank top into skirt.. it looks like a dress.. :)
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10.15 am
stupid petrol station attendant pumped full tank for me! only requested for rm20. now broke with only rm5 left in purse.
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10.30 am
stupid sister ponteng sekolah, i pulak yang kena hantar surat tunjuk sebabnya. walked around searching for her teacher in 3 inch heels.
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11.00 am
just reached college. haven't finished land law assignment or trust questions to be discussed.
die die die!!
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12.00 pm
finished land law assignment. woot!!
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12.55 pm
finished trust outline.. stuffing self with sandwich and curry puff cos no time to have lunch.
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1.00 pm
trust tutorial.. habislah!
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3.00pm
fuck! i told land law tutor that we have already covered severance though we hadn't.. she's going to kill me!
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3.20pm
question of the day: what on earth are you here to do?
my answer: to make money.. (shit.. too much of mr aria influence)
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5.30pm
survived tutorials but exhausted! just got renewed list of things to do for work tomorrow. dammit!
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6.00pm
caught in jam.. off to exercise!
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9.00 pm
here kittykat!!
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11.45pm
banyaknya miss calls on my phone.. big bag syndrome.. can never hear phone ringing.. curses!!
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12.15 pm
home! leg has blisters from evil heels. super duper tired!
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1.00 am
did my nails.. sparkly!
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1.30 am
*curls into ball and snores* yea right.. am still awake though i have to wake up early for trip tomorrow!
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kay.. this illustrates a few thing..
1. my life is pretty boring..
2. i should never ever have twitter.
off to bed.
am off to sungai gabai tomorrow to flash off my super chun body in swimsuit to the world.
i wishlah!
